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dangerhamster:

blinkingkills:

thevoiceofbenedictcumberbatch:

the-vashta-natasha:

I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’

Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing

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this is like the less dangerous version of infomercial

I played this in Uni the other day and the guy behind me flung himself off his chair and into the wall

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blissmanifesto:

wannakickit:

blindtank:

sanziene:

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I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

This one time when I was working at the sex shop I decided to taste test ALL the flavored lubes and well lets just say 50 types of lubes is too many types of lubes to eat in one sitting.

Dying dying dying

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gaaaaaaaaaambit:

logicaltribble answered: draw cyclops toasting bread

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

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sebastian-kill-the-titans:

vlamde:

officialwhitemom:

coluring:

promoting my blog

Isn’t it illegal to deface American euro

American euro..

sebastian-kill-the-titans:

vlamde:

officialwhitemom:

coluring:

promoting my blog

Isn’t it illegal to deface American euro

American euro..

(Source: coluring, via indelibl-y)

tyleroakley:

I couldn’t help but hear all of their voices in my head. Love them.

(Source: amahzingphil, via liveforllamasandlions)

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

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istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath, via uncolorfulskittles)

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity, via internalized-sadness)

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

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mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

(via internalized-sadness)