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spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: factsandstufff, via oh-teen-posts)

wearitcounts:

ishipanarmada:

batmanlockedmeinthetardis:

thisrohirrimisnoman:

1reasonand1reasonolny:

harryriles:

"what are you reading?"

"its a…online book."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"….uh…."

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I love that everyone just knows

Or…alternately:

"what are you writing?"

"it’s a….story."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"…uh…"

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"can i read it?"

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(via laughbitches)

darecrow:

darecrow:

are you guys okay

I didn’t mean for this to get this many notes I’m just genuinely concerned for these people

darecrow:

darecrow:

are you guys okay

I didn’t mean for this to get this many notes I’m just genuinely concerned for these people

(via my-c-r-a-z-y-life)

illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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(Source: illkim, via measurable)

needlesslydefiantwithtea:

bloodycrumpets:

BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH  BRITISH canada eh BRITISH BRITISH

omg canada YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE

needlesslydefiantwithtea:

bloodycrumpets:

BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH  BRITISH canada eh BRITISH BRITISH

omg canada YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE

(Source: rapeme-kurt, via uncolorfulskittles)

punned:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”

(via laughbitches)

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

(via magicconchshell)

I never noticed these until now

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

darrynek:

because he’s the hero gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now

darrynek:

because he’s the hero gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via liive-and-let-live)

factsandstufff:

factsandstufff:

loosinmym1nd:

alexaxoxo:

I think i’m going to vomit.

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I hate girls like this that think they’re the shit

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You are not hot, just stop.

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(via oh-teen-posts)

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

(Source: raduyev, via 314eater)